This page was created on a pc. That's because Macs really suck...

This page best viewed by Netscape. Netscape was first, best, and the only browser I will use. If you are using MSIE please leave my page. :)

This page powered by which as everyone knows is the best tasting cola in the world. I know, I know, some of the same people who were conned into using a mac might also drink Pepsi. While Coke's formula has remained a secret since its conception in 1898, the formula for Pepsi is simple....take a glass of Coke, leave it open on the counter for three days or until all the fizz has gone, and then drink. Go see Cal-Tech's on-line Coke Machine, where you can even imput personal messages to appear on their LED panel sign. And don't forget: Friends don't let friends drink Pepsi Cola.

The first great link is to my own unabashedly marvelous Stellar Crisis Page. Stellar Crisis is the greatest interactive strategy/war game available on the net. It is played over your browser (Netscape only remember) and there is nothing to download. Go try it now--who knows, maybe I'll be in the game and can nuke you. :)

The WWWF Grudge Match features a new match each week. Some zany contest where you the net surfer actually get to vote and determine the outcome. Matches range from construction projects pitting McGyver vs. the A-Team to battles between Gary Coleman vs. Webster to barbeque eating contests between John Madden and William "Refrigerator" Perry. Don't miss the next exciting WWWF Grudge Match.

So, you thought your computer was secure did you? Well, while you were reading the top part of this page maybe somebody was looking at what you have on your hard drive. Don't believe me? Just click the button below and find out.... (Note, this function will not work on a mac. For explanation why see above.)

Tired of this page yet? Want to go someplace else? Well personally I can't think of anyplace better to send you so just press the button and you'll wind up on a random site somewhere out there in the vast uncharted regions of cyber-space.

OK, so you've been to see everything out there on the net and came back here huh? So does that mean you're ready to end it all? There is only one sure way of that...jumping into a black hole, where not even a Coke powered pc running Netscape can pull you out of. To find out just enter the blackness....

Now a really tough one...how do you keep an idiot entertained all day long?